Where is Miss Foodie Fab

*Jumps up and down and waves* Hey hey heyyyyyyy, were you looking for me?! No?! Well dag you didn’t have to say it so quickly. Let a sistah down easy. Fine then, let me make it up to you with some grade A Miss Foodie Fab foolery. Andddd……action!

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You ain’t know about my running man, yo?!

You feel better now, you took the hate out your heart?! We good?! Did you get your woo woo woo on?! Yes, you did. Don’t deny it. You still love me!

Fall is here as you know. Le. Boo. I’m not a fan of Fall. I’m a summer girl all day! It pains me to have to put away my maxi dresses and flip-flops every year. So of course I had to enjoy the last days of the nice weather we had in Atlanta by breaking out my sandals and MC Hammer pants, or at least that’s what the mister calls them, one last time. Every time I rock my Forever 21 tribal pants the mister makes me do the Hammer dance. He’s such a hater on my fashion sense. Bless his heart. I’m convinced that is grounds for separation, but whatever.

Now y’all know I don’t do outfit posts, per say, but I do love getting my snap and pose on. Ohhh and Bitzie, my hair, was very happy and manic that day so I decided she needed to be seen. It’s amazing how hair can be bipolar. Some days she can be all, “I need some Cymbalta” then the next day she’s all, “Trick, I’m fabulous!” I’ve learned to let her just do what she do.

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Pants & Tee: Forever 21, Sandals: Target, Accessories: Gifted

The mister was looking kinda cute that day as well so I turned the camera around on him.

Tee: Target, Jeans: Gifted, Kicks: K-Swiss

Anywhoo I missed y’all and I promise to not be such a slacker with posting, well uhmmm I mean at least this week.

XOXO, Miss Foode Fab!

P.S. I want to know what item in your closet does your significant other hate on?

ASOS Rompering Around

Warning this is not an outfit post. Well, it is but it isn’t. It’s more like a, “Hey look how cute I was during a recent photo shoot with a face full of makeup.” Actually, let me make a correction. My face was B.E.A.T. like an African drum, hunny.

A while back I participated in a “natural hair” blogger photo shoot coordinated by my friend, and fellow blogger, Kiwi. The shoot was super über awesome sauce, rolled in edible sprinkles fun, and I received a full face makeover while at the photo shoot. So seeing how I’m a narcissistic blogger. No, really. I decided to do a little photo session, post photo shoot, of my own.

I love makeup, jewelry, fashion, and every thing else that makes women’s toes wiggle with excitement. However, getting dressed up and doing style and/or outfit posts is not my thing. I mean how many times can one take pictures of the same poses. I for one can’t do it. I always end up bursting out duck lips, crossed eyes, wanna be model poses, and uncontrollable giggles every time I try to act like I’m nonchalantly posing. It’s hard work here people. Hats off to all the style bloggers that do it well, but I can’t. As the young folks say “I ain’t about that life.”

So with that being said, don’t expect this to be a style post filled with me attempting to act like I just rolled out the bed in head to toe fabulousness, and a camera just happened to be close by. My bad, did I say too much?! *covers fingers and slowly backs away from keyboard* I mean I really want to grab my favorite Zara blouse, bubble necklace, H&M floral pants, Louboutins, and romp around my local pub for some fabulous outfit shots. Wait my bad, wrong blog. However, we working with ASOS, Target, and the like up in here, with a good ole point and shoot manned by my mister. So, don’t hold your breath anytime soon.

Check me out rompering, incorrect spelling intended, around:

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Jumper: ASOS (similar), Shoes: Target, Jewelery: Gifted

Do you like to get your pose on? Tell me what’s your fave pose?

XOXO, Miss Foodie Fab!

Now you know good and darn well I couldn’t leave y’all without some good old Foodie Fab grade A certified foolery. Check my poses, yo! Hot fiyah!

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Plus Size Fashion On-line Faves

Confession, I loathe the mall. Yes, shocker. I mean how can I call my self a lover of fashion, but loathe the mall?! One word, easy! I do the majority of my shopping on-line. ASOS, Fashion to Figure, Target (or if you want to get fancy, Tar-jay), and Forever 21 are companies whose websites I browse often. They are also my favorite on-line plus size fashion sites.

As a full figured, curvy, plus sized, or whatever the blogoshphere is currently calling an “extra meat on the bone” lovely, the previous mentioned companies always have affordable and fashionable clothing to keep me looking fabulous.

Oh, and the best thing is if I don’t like something I can return it for free. Yes, ma’mn I said for free. Which means I can stalk the UPS man….uhm don’t act like y’all haven’t done that before, try my purchases on in the comfort of my on home, and if something doesn’t fit I can send it back or drop it off at the nearest location. Easy peezy, just like fashion should be!

XOXO, Miss Foodie Fab!